(Hypnophobia- Fear of sleep)
As I get ready for bed tonight, my heart is beating
And if I choke from the cheap perfume, I might stop breathing
Will they take me away with red flashing lights?
I don't want to Sleep tonight
Can we just leave on the light?
The pale blue blue glow from the clock is bright, hours 'till morning
And if I find it gets hard to breath, they'll be no warning
I don't want to sleep tonight
Is my collar on too tight?
(Neophobia- Fear of anything new)
I know that time is running out for you and me
I know it from his card I wasn't supposed to see
'Cause you finally changed your hair-- yeah you changed your hair
You told me that you stayed at work last night-- but that ain't right
You finally changed your hair-- yeah you changed your hair
And you know, its no surprise- I saw it in your eyes
Your bangs were long, now they're gone
I know that time is running out for you and me
'Cause you finally changed your hair-- yeah you changed your hair
And you know, its no surprise- I saw it in your eyes
Your bangs were long, now they're gone
(Dementophobia- Fear of insanity)
Cry--I had to cry
Funny thing is, I really don't know why
Smile--just for a while
Close my eyes, and feel just like a child
There is a voice that lives inside of me
Then when it speaks, I'm not sure if its me.
Work it to the bone
You run all day, and never find a home
Weep--another tear
it is only truth that you have got to fear
There is a voice that lives inside of me
If I knew how, I'd try to set it free.
(Aviatophobia- Fear of flying)
The engine mount has got a problem
The landing gear is sounding weird
This plane won't fly, This plane won't fly
I can tell we're losing pressure
The flight attendant winked- God bless her!
The door is loose- air masks no use
This plane won't fly, This plane won't fly
I think we'll all be killed, when we crash in Brazil
The tanks are overloaded
We all would die if one exploded
The airs too cold, and the pilots old
This plane won't fly
Time to start the taxi. Time--what happens next?
Time to leave the runway. Time--what happens next?
Time to rev the engine. Time--what happens next?
(Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders)
I walked into a web--its a sticky mess
So if you see me freaking out, I'll try to do my best
People tell me get a grip-- you can buy a spray
but I saw one run under my bed and they just won't go away
I got a bump on my arm thats swollen and red
the venom hurts- I may soon be dead
The book says they can cause no harm
but I swear I feel a big one running up my arm
Oh no, somethings on my back
I see a baby in a big egg sack
A black widow or a Brown Recluse
The antidote is no use
You know--I'm Afraid of Spiders
'Cause you know--I'm Afraid of Spiders
(Demophobia- Fear of crowds)
I'm feeling dizzy and my head is so light
but theres a sale on a case of bud light
and I've been shopping for half of the night-
Vertigo at Walmart
I'm feelin' faint 'cause I stepped in a spill
I just got shoved and it makes me me fill ill
Oh my God! I've got perscriptions to fill
Vertigo at Walmart tonight
Vertigo at Walmart tonight
Stuck in a line with 10 items or less
my shoppig cart has become a big mess
where's my wife- she just bought a blue dress
Vertigo at Walmart tonight
Well they're rolling back the prices every day
But I lost my cart in front of aisle "A"
The sale ends at ten am this Friday
but my parking spot's about a mile away.
